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| You’re the only one in your lab that bothered to show up | There’s a Grad Student wearing same clothes as yesterday | Cell phone goes off | Speaker bashes previous work | You’ve no idea what’s going on |
| Entire slide filled with equations | References Advisor (past or present) | Host Professor falls asleep | “Beyond the scope of this work” | “The data clearly shows…” |
| Speaker forgets to thank collaborators | Speaker wastes 5 minutes explaining outline | FREE
Speaker runs out of time | “Future work will…” | Blatant typo |
| Master’s student bobs head fighting sleep | Work ties in to Cancer/HIV or War on Terror | Laptop malfunction | Results conveniently show improvement | Speaker sucks up to host professor |
| “…et al.” | Bitter Post-doc asks question | Repeated use of “um…” | “That’s an interesting question” | Use of Powerpoint template with blue background |