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| You’re the only one in your lab that bothered to show up | Speaker forgets to thank collaborators | Cell phone goes off | References Advisor (past or present) | Work ties in to Cancer/HIV or War on Terror |
| Laptop malfunction | Entire slide filled with equations | Speaker sucks up to host professor | Host Professor falls asleep | Bitter Post-doc asks question |
| “The data clearly shows…” | “…et al.” | FREE
Speaker runs out of time | “Beyond the scope of this work” | Master’s student bobs head fighting sleep |
| “Future work will…” | Speaker wastes 5 minutes explaining outline | There’s a Grad Student wearing same clothes as yesterday | You’ve no idea what’s going on | Results conveniently show improvement |
| “That’s an interesting question” | Speaker bashes previous work | Use of Powerpoint template with blue background | Blatant typo | Repeated use of “um…” |