| B | I | N | G | O |
| You’re the only one in your lab that bothered to show up | Use of Powerpoint template with blue background | “The data clearly shows…” | “…et al.” | “That’s an interesting question” |
| Speaker wastes 5 minutes explaining outline | You’ve no idea what’s going on | Master’s student bobs head fighting sleep | Cell phone goes off | Entire slide filled with equations |
| There’s a Grad Student wearing same clothes as yesterday | References Advisor (past or present) | FREE
Speaker runs out of time | Bitter Post-doc asks question | Blatant typo |
| Speaker bashes previous work | Host Professor falls asleep | “Beyond the scope of this work” | Repeated use of “um…” | Speaker sucks up to host professor |
| Laptop malfunction | Results conveniently show improvement | Speaker forgets to thank collaborators | “Future work will…” | Work ties in to Cancer/HIV or War on Terror |