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Seminar bingo

This is a random bingo card based on based on the comic by Jorge Cham. There is another version available much better suited to printing for actual use.

Seminar
BINGO
Master’s student bobs head fighting sleepHost Professor falls asleepSpeaker forgets to thank collaboratorsRepeated use of “um…”References Advisor (past or present)
Use of Powerpoint template with blue background“The data clearly shows…”Work ties in to Cancer/HIV or War on TerrorYou’ve no idea what’s going onBitter Post-doc asks question
There’s a Grad Student wearing same clothes as yesterday“Future work will…”FREE
Speaker runs out of time
Results conveniently show improvementEntire slide filled with equations
Cell phone goes offSpeaker sucks up to host professorSpeaker bashes previous workLaptop malfunction“…et al.”
“Beyond the scope of this work”Speaker wastes 5 minutes explaining outlineYou’re the only one in your lab that bothered to show upBlatant typo“That’s an interesting question”

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