Warning: include() [function.include]: Unable to access ../headall.php in /f2/beard0/public/misc/seminarbingo.php on line 30

Warning: include(../headall.php) [function.include]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /f2/beard0/public/misc/seminarbingo.php on line 30

Warning: include() [function.include]: Unable to access ../headall.php in /f2/beard0/public/misc/seminarbingo.php on line 30

Warning: include(../headall.php) [function.include]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /f2/beard0/public/misc/seminarbingo.php on line 30

Warning: include() [function.include]: Failed opening '../headall.php' for inclusion (include_path='/nfsn/apps/php53/lib/php/') in /f2/beard0/public/misc/seminarbingo.php on line 30

Seminar bingo

This is a random bingo card based on based on the comic by Jorge Cham. There is another version available much better suited to printing for actual use.

Seminar
BINGO
Bitter Post-doc asks questionRepeated use of “um…”“Future work will…”Speaker forgets to thank collaboratorsYou’re the only one in your lab that bothered to show up
There’s a Grad Student wearing same clothes as yesterday“Beyond the scope of this work”Speaker bashes previous workResults conveniently show improvementSpeaker sucks up to host professor
Speaker wastes 5 minutes explaining outlineBlatant typoFREE
Speaker runs out of time
Cell phone goes off“…et al.”
Use of Powerpoint template with blue backgroundMaster’s student bobs head fighting sleep“The data clearly shows…”Host Professor falls asleepWork ties in to Cancer/HIV or War on Terror
You’ve no idea what’s going on“That’s an interesting question”References Advisor (past or present)Laptop malfunctionEntire slide filled with equations

Warning: include() [function.include]: Unable to access ../footall.php in /f2/beard0/public/misc/seminarbingo.php on line 97

Warning: include(../footall.php) [function.include]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /f2/beard0/public/misc/seminarbingo.php on line 97

Warning: include() [function.include]: Unable to access ../footall.php in /f2/beard0/public/misc/seminarbingo.php on line 97

Warning: include(../footall.php) [function.include]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /f2/beard0/public/misc/seminarbingo.php on line 97

Warning: include() [function.include]: Failed opening '../footall.php' for inclusion (include_path='/nfsn/apps/php53/lib/php/') in /f2/beard0/public/misc/seminarbingo.php on line 97