This is a random bingo card based on based on the comic
by Jorge Cham.
There is another version available much better suited to printing
for actual use.
|Bitter Post-doc asks question||Repeated use of “um…”||“Future work will…”||Speaker forgets to thank collaborators||You’re the only one in your lab that bothered to show up|
|There’s a Grad Student wearing same clothes as yesterday||“Beyond the scope of this work”||Speaker bashes previous work||Results conveniently show improvement||Speaker sucks up to host professor|
|Speaker wastes 5 minutes explaining outline||Blatant typo||FREE|
Speaker runs out of time
|Cell phone goes off||“…et al.”|
|Use of Powerpoint template with blue background||Master’s student bobs head fighting sleep||“The data clearly shows…”||Host Professor falls asleep||Work ties in to Cancer/HIV or War on Terror|
|You’ve no idea what’s going on||“That’s an interesting question”||References Advisor (past or present)||Laptop malfunction||Entire slide filled with equations|