This is a random bingo card based on based on the
comic by Jorge Cham.
There is another version available much better suited to
printing for actual use.
Seminar
| B | I | N | G | O |
| Speaker wastes 5 minutes explaining outline | Results conveniently show improvement | Speaker bashes previous work | Speaker sucks up to host professor | Bitter Post-doc asks question |
| “Future work will…” | “The data clearly shows…” | Laptop malfunction | Use of Powerpoint template with blue background | “That’s an interesting question” |
| Blatant typo | “Beyond the scope of this work” | FREE
Speaker runs out of time | Entire slide filled with equations | Work ties in to Cancer/HIV or War on Terror |
| References Advisor (past or present) | You’re the only one in your lab that bothered to show up | You’ve no idea what’s going on | “…et al.” | Cell phone goes off |
| Host Professor falls asleep | Master’s student bobs head fighting sleep | Repeated use of “um…” | There’s a Grad Student wearing same clothes as yesterday | Speaker forgets to thank collaborators |
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