This is a random bingo card based on based on the
comic by Jorge Cham.
There is another version available much better suited to
printing for actual use.
Seminar
| B | I | N | G | O |
| Bitter Post-doc asks question | Repeated use of “um…” | “Future work will…” | Speaker forgets to thank collaborators | You’re the only one in your lab that bothered to show up |
| There’s a Grad Student wearing same clothes as yesterday | “Beyond the scope of this work” | Speaker bashes previous work | Results conveniently show improvement | Speaker sucks up to host professor |
| Speaker wastes 5 minutes explaining outline | Blatant typo | FREE Speaker runs out of time | Cell phone goes off | “…et al.” |
| Use of Powerpoint template with blue background | Master’s student bobs head fighting sleep | “The data clearly shows…” | Host Professor falls asleep | Work ties in to Cancer/HIV or War on Terror |
| You’ve no idea what’s going on | “That’s an interesting question” | References Advisor (past or present) | Laptop malfunction | Entire slide filled with equations |
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