This is a random bingo card based on based on the
comic by Jorge Cham.
There is another version available much better suited to
printing for actual use.
Seminar
| B | I | N | G | O |
| You’re the only one in your lab that bothered to show up | Master’s student bobs head fighting sleep | Laptop malfunction | References Advisor (past or present) | Blatant typo |
| Speaker bashes previous work | “…et al.” | You’ve no idea what’s going on | “The data clearly shows…” | Speaker sucks up to host professor |
| Cell phone goes off | Speaker forgets to thank collaborators | FREE
Speaker runs out of time | Host Professor falls asleep | “Beyond the scope of this work” |
| Use of Powerpoint template with blue background | Repeated use of “um…” | Bitter Post-doc asks question | Results conveniently show improvement | “That’s an interesting question” |
| Speaker wastes 5 minutes explaining outline | “Future work will…” | Entire slide filled with equations | There’s a Grad Student wearing same clothes as yesterday | Work ties in to Cancer/HIV or War on Terror |
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